I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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