ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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