With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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