What tipped you off? The sombrero?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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