mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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