I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
