Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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