yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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