She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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