Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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