So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I need water and some morals
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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