everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There r osticjed everywhere
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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