for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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