Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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