Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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