quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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