turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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