The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
handjob tips. give me some.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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