Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
