you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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