I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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