My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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