Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why did my mother make you get naked?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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