My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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