she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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