I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I said "one day" and that day is not today
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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