I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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