I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
40s are totally the cure
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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