We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
