Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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