She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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