That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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