also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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