I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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