Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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