who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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