this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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