Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
