Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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