How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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