Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I cockslap morals
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
