So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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