he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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