Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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