i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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