Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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