the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
