I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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