I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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