My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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