The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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