Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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