I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He told me they were just razor bumps!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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