Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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