So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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