My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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