He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
