Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
